This script has been created for district courts all across the United States with the intent of improving national security by reducing the amount of time it takes for our public guardians to create search warrants. By entering information into this form and clicking on the "Generate Warrant for National Security" button below, you are taking full responsibility for the PDF file generated. I (Matt Waterman) am not responsible for any illegal action taken using the pdf document generated by this script.

Country		The country for the top of the heading.
District		The district (don't use all-caps).
State		don't use all caps..
Address 1		Street Address
Address 2		City, State, Zip

Enter a description of the building below. For authenticity, make sure to make it a run-on sentence and don't put a period at the end.

Case Number		...
To:		I guess this is the person who's going to do the stealing and window-smashing--I mean, searching.
Organization		Don't worry, this stuff isn't too important because any "Authorized Officer of the United States" can take care of business.

Enter desired legal mumbo-jumbo below. Again, make sure to use run-on sentences and try to cite some laws and codes and stuff. If you want attachments, you're gonna have to make those yourself. Sorry :(

City/State		Enter the location where the person(s) will be harrassed--I mean, national security will be protected.
Judge		The name of the Magistrate Judge (don't use all caps).
Stamp		Put a stamp on your warrant.
Creative		Check the box if you think your warrant is actually creative and doesn't suck.
Bad		Check the box if you're a bad guy and plan on using, or think you might use, this warrant for BAD STUFF.

If you're not going to change any attributes and just want to see the default warrant, click here or look at warrants generated by others.

Don't do anything bad plz k thx.

Note for Senators, Congresspeople, FBI Agents, and anyone else who does not appreciate this script's ability to facilitate the protection of our nation:

I love my country and would never do anything to harm her/it/whatever. I am a true American hero (sort of) who has, and is continuing to, serve his nation proudly. If you want to know who is generating these harmless fake search warrants, just click here and see for yourself. No need for legal action! Thanks! GOD BLESS AMERICA wuwuwu.